I don’t think there is one person in America who hasn’t heard about Charlie Sheen in the past few days. If anyone hasn’t, they need to wake up, turn on their TV, radio, or computer and wait, because Charlie Sheen is everywhere – making appearances, conducting interviews, and inviting reporters to his L.A. mansion. You can accuse him of many things, but we all have to give him one thing: he sure knows how to put his name out there.
I recently posted about Charlie Sheen and his recent rant on Alex Jones’ talk show, and quoted him on a lot of ridiculous things that he said. Since then, Charlie has provided us with many more words of his wisdom. In his interview with ABC News, Sheen admitted that he was on a drug, which was called “Charlie Sheen”, and he said that “it was not available, because if you try it once, you will die.” He confessed that before “cleansing himself” he “probably took more [drugs] than anybody could survive.” He also claims that he has “different constitution,” a “different brain,” a “different heart” than anybody else, as well as “tiger blood.”
My favorite thing that Charlie Sheen has recently done is fire his publicist. Why? Because Sheen’s long-time representative Stan Rosenfield publicly resigned, to which Sheen reacted by calling him a profanity, and telling TMZ that “he’s not allowed to quit, so you’re fired!” Oh Charlie, has nobody ever told you that things cannot always go your way? I would say “welcome to the real world” but I think you are too delusional to understand what that means.
Rumors have also been circulating that John Stamos was to replace Charlie Sheen on Two and a Half Men, which Stamos denied on Twitter, but not before Sheen could state his opinion about them. According to Access Hollywood, Charlie likes Stamos, but “the show sucks if he’s on it.” Although Stamos stated that he is not replacing Charlie Sheen on the show, he did say that Martin Sheen has asked him to be his son. Good one, Johnny!
So what else can we expect from Charlie Sheen in the near future? Only time will tell, but nothing at this point can surprise me. Whatever his next step is, I’m sure it will be entertaining.
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