LT got 6 years probation yesterday after pleading guilty in January to having sex with a minor and sexual misconduct.
ex-NY Giants Linebacker Lawrence Taylor on Dancing With The Stars
The former NFL Hall of Famer and ex-Dancing With The Stars contestant gave the world some insight yesterday on his philosophical views regarding Love, Marriage, practicing Safe-Sex and more.
Lawrence Taylor on Inventing Prostitution:
“I’m not the cause of prostitution.”
Lawrence Taylor on Having Sex with a Minor:
“I don’t card them. I don’t ask for a birth certificate.”
Lawrence Taylor on Marriage:
“I’ll take my punishment like I should, but my problem is at home with my wife, so that’s really the only one I have to answer to.”
Lawrence Taylor on How to Not Pick-up Minors and Have Sex With Them:
“…I didn’t pick her up at no playground. She wasn’t hiding behind the school bus or getting off a school bus.”
Lawrence Taylor on Prostitution Being a Crime:
“I guess you call it a crime. It’s one of those crimes you don’t think about.”
Lawrence Taylor on Getting Caught Having Sex a Minor:
“You never think you’re gonna get busted because everyone does it until you get busted, and then it’s more embarrassing than anything else.”
Lawrence Taylor on Cleanliness:
“It’s all clean. I don’t have to worry about your feelings. It’s all clean.”
And last, but not least (my personal favorite),
Lawrence Taylor on Life:
“You never know what you’re gonna get…. Is it gonna be a pretty girl, an ugly girl or whatever it’s gonna be.”
Keep a look-out in the coming months for more from Lawrence Taylor – After April 12th, he might show-up at your front door and say something like this:
“Hello. My name is Lawrence Taylor. I am a registered Sex Offender.”
