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Is Aaron Sorkin's new show any good?

Posted on May 2nd, 2011 by admin

Aaron Sorkin Is Aaron Sorkin's new show any good?

What a difference half a decade makes. In the mid-’00s, Aaron Sorkin endured a series of disgraces – getting kicked off his own show The West Wing, then creating the mesmerizingly terrible Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip. But now he’s riding high – a triumphant return to screenwriting brought him critical acclaim for Charlie Wilson’s War and an Oscar for The Social Network.

Now he’s headed back to TV – but no more slumming with NBC for Sorkin. He’s developing a pilot for HBO, tentatively titled More As The Story Develops, which will center on a cable news anchor and his staff, played by Jeff Daniels, Marisa Tomei, Olivia Munn, and Alison Pill. For those keeping track, this is his third show set behind the scenes of a TV show, after Studio 60 and Sports Night.

Sorkin’s always had a bit of a Dr. Jekyll-Mr. Hyde problem. When he works with material that suits his operatic sense of drama – like politics on the national stage, or a world-changing new technology – his scripts can give you chills. When he tries to bring that same good-and-evil sensibility to, say, the writers at Saturday Night Live, it’s a sanctimonious train wreck. Which will More As The Story Develops be? Obviously it will have a political aspect, but I tend to think Jon Stewart’s ego-deflating mockery is the right approach to the cable blowhards on both sides of the aisle. Who will this character be based on, anyway? Keith Olbermann? Wolf Blitzer? It’s hard to imagine the investiture of any of those guys with Sorkinian gravitas without snickering. Well, maybe Rachel Maddow could pull it off.

Also, I think HBO might be an oddly bad fit for Sorkin. When he was at the networks, he benefited from being a talented fish in a hack-filled pond, but shows on HBO are actually, you know, good, with complex characters and shades of gray. Sorkin heroes are allowed only two flaws: being too smart and having a now-conquered drug addiction (they are often also wildly condescending, but Sorkin doesn’t seem to see that as a flaw). Those kinds of paragons only pass for fully developed characters when stacked up against the detectives on Law And Order.

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Obama's Reaction to Seth Meyers' Bin Laden Joke at the White House Correspondents' Dinner

Posted on May 2nd, 2011 by Melinda Taub

“People think Bin Laden is hiding in the Hindu Kush. But did you know every day from 4 to 5, he hosts a show on C-SPAN?” Seth Meyers cracked during last night’s White House Correspondents’ Dinner.

Barack Obama’s reaction?

Picture 3 e1304312534722 Obama's Reaction to Seth Meyers' Bin Laden Joke at the White House Correspondents' Dinner

He’s like, “Yeah, you guys are gonna be YouTubing the hell out of this moment tomorrow.”

Seriously, how cool is that guy? He so clearly knows that Bin Laden’s about to be killed right then and he’s having a little party in his head about it. Looking straight into the camera like “Oh that guy? I’m having him killed as we speak. Let us have more jokes about my birth certificate!”

Here it is on video. It’s at around 2:05.

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Who will replace Charlie Sheen on "Two and a Half Men"?

Posted on April 29th, 2011 by Kathy Hulak

CharlieSheen 300x277 Who will replace Charlie Sheen on "Two and a Half Men"?

After Charlie Sheen’s rant few months ago on Alex Jones Radio Show, where he talked about the executive producer of Two and a Half Men Chuck Lorre, AA group, and some others in not-so-flattering fashion (for example, calling Lorre a “troll”), many of us were wondering what impact would that have on the future of the show. Now, as Charlie Sheen has been officially fired, there are rumors floating around about three possible replacements.

First, and the most popular choice to replace Sheen, is John Stamos. Stamos still has a large fan base from his role in Full House who would love to see him on TV regularly, besides his occasional appearances on Glee. Another possible replacement is Rob Lowe, who is supposedly supported by Charlie Sheen himself to take the position. However, some people suggest that Lowe’s friendship with Sheen as well as his role in Parks and Recreation would prevent him from accepting the offer. The final name circulating is Matt Dillon, with whom Lorre was reportedly impressed with in his appearance on Modern Family. The names of Jeremy Piven (Entourage), Woody Harrelson (Cheers) and Bob Saget (Full House) have been floating around as well, but they have been officially excluded by Lorre.

So how is our dear old Charlie taking the news of his replacement? Not surprisingly, he’s not very happy. Once again, he proved his outrageous nature by sending Chuck Lorre a letter saying that the show cannot exist without him, and that he worked hard for 8 years to support Lorre’s dream, which turned into Sheen’s nightmare. Of course, Charlie couldn’t help himself, but to throw a few new insults onto Lorre. Some highlights include: “A-hole p***y loser”, “low rent, nut-less sociopath”, “a spineless rat”, “cockroach”, and my personal favorite: “I’ll beat your chicken s**t soul in a court room into a state of gratitude.” I’m not exactly sure what that means, but it surely entertains me.

Whichever one of the actors replace Sheen on the show, one question remains: how are they going to do it? One way is to throw one of them in the show as Charlie, and have people get used to the new face. Another way is to introduce a brand new character, and have the plot go from there. What impact would each of these decision have on ratings? Many viewers suggest that they should just end the show, because Charlie Sheen is irreplaceable. I guess we have to wait and see.

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Royal Wedding Highlights

Posted on April 29th, 2011 by Katie Hoos

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Prince William and the newly minted Princess Catherine wed in a beautiful ceremony this morning while being cheered on by millions of supporters in London and around the world. The big day finally arrived and the royal wedding celebrated William and Kate’s love while honoring royal tradition. With so much buzz still surrounding the couple’s wedding, I’d like to share with you some of my favorite moments and highlights from this momentous occasion.

The dress: Princess Kate could not have looked more beautiful as a royal bride. Her gorgeous long-sleeved ivory satin and lace gown, designed by Sarah Burton, was reminiscent of the dress Grace Kelly wore to her wedding to the Prince of Monaco. However, Kate’s gown had a more modern twist, with a plunging V-neckline and sweetheart bodice that showed off her slender figure. As the new creative director for Alexander McQueen, Burton, who took over after McQueen’s death, was a wonderful choice for Kate’s gown and will most likely draw a great deal of attention to the legendary label. Let’s not forget to mention the bling Kate wore on her head: the Cartier tiara was on loan from the Queen herself.

Maid of honor Pippa: Well hello, the other Ms. Middleton! Pippa looked stunning in a form fitting ivory dress also designed by Burton as she acted as Maid of Honor to her big sis, Kate. Pippa dared to wear white to her own sister’s wedding, though Kate’s dress still stole the spotlight. I personally like the idea of white bridesmaid’s dresses, as they add a modern and clean touch, and I think this choice was appropriate for the new generation of monarchs.

The kiss: Ahhh, the balcony kiss that everyone anxiously awaited…that turned out to be a millisecond long peck. Forget the kiss, because the bridesmaid to the right of Kate stole the show. While on the balcony in front of millions, Grace Van Cutsem, 3-year-old goddaughter of Prince William, covered her ears and pouted. Her tantrum was far more interesting than the kiss (sorry Will and Kate) so she wins my award for best royal wedding photobomber.

If you missed any royal wedding footage, be sure to check out TLC (Dish Network channel 183) for The Royal Wedding: Encore and More, airing Friday, April 29 at 8pm, Saturday, April 30 at 8pm, Saturday, April 30 at 11pm, and Sunday, May 1 at 9am.

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What to Expect for Oprah’s Last Show

Posted on April 29th, 2011 by Katie Hoos

Oprah Winfrey cropped What to Expect for Oprah’s Last Show

After a 25 season run, ABC’s The Oprah Winfrey Show will air its last new episode on Wednesday, May 25th, 2011. Oprah Winfrey announced in 2009 that the 2010-2011 season would be the show’s last, but many people speculated the final episode wouldn’t come until the fall. However, Ms. Winfrey will air her last talk show this May under speculation that her newly launched OWN television network is doing poorly and needs her full attention. Oprah fans, this final season has been full of surprises, from meeting Oprah’s half sister to an all-expense-paid trip to Australia for guests, but what can you expect for the show’s last month? Here’s some info to help you make the most out of the final Oprah episodes.

“Surprise Oprah! A Farewell Spectacular” will film at Chicago’s United Center on May 17 and air as a two day extravaganza on May 23 and 24 at 4pm. Oprah producers are planning a huge line-up of celebrities and past guests that will remain a surprise for both viewers and the talk-show host until taping. Oprah is known for not liking surprises, but she’s willing to be left in the dark in honor of this special last season. Some sponsors of this episode include big names like Sprint, Target, Citibank, and Marriott. Tickets for this show are available for free at Oprah.com starting today at 11am until Saturday, May 1st, at 11:59pm. Anyone who signs up for tickets during this time is eligible to be randomly selected as an audience member. Whether you’re vying for tickets or waiting to watch from home, this two day special is sure to be filled with excitement and surprises that I’m sure only Oprah can pull off.

Details regarding the actual last show on May 25 have not yet been released. Bloggers are assuming an extravagant “Oprah appropriate” ending. “Start stockpiling the tissues now. You get a box of Kleenex! And YOU get a box of Kleenex! And YOU get a box of Kleenex!” says Amanda Schurr at Just Out. Or blogger Willa Paskin at New York says,
“We’re expecting her to give away small islands to each and every member of the studio audience in attendance.” Finally, celebrity gossip-guru Perez Hilton writes, “As of now, no word on who her final guest will be, but we’re thinking at this point that it’s probably going to be Jesus! Seriously, if anyone can pull it off and get him, it’s her!” Their guesses are as good as mine, but I have no doubts that the finale will be memorable.

Hopefully the last episode will pay tribute to Oprah and the extremely successful empire she has built, stemming from this show. Highlights I’d like to see remembered include the famous car giveaway episode in 2004 where Oprah gave a brand new Pontiac G6 to every audience member, and this past January’s 8-day Australian getaway. We can leave the couch-jumping interviews locked in the Oprah vault. Stayed tuned for more updates on the final episode and make sure you get your Oprah fix while you still can.

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Who will be the next Tina Fey?

Posted on April 28th, 2011 by admin

Tina Fey

Tina Fey

She was the first female head writer for Saturday Night Live. She stars in, writes, and kicks ass on 30 Rock. And she does a dynamite Sarah Palin. Tina Fey is to female comedy nerds what A-Rod is to baseball fans: A huge disappointment when she finally admits to using steroids.

But even as Fey’s star continues to rise, the reason for our adulation seems to be waning: 30 Rock, once the funniest show on TV, is increasingly uneven, and with Alec Baldwin increasingly eager to leave, it probably won’t last more than a year or two. So who will take up Tina’s mantle as the thinking woman’s dick-joke-maker? Amy Poehler might seem like an obvious candidate since her show Parks and Recreation is a. awesome and b. still fairly new, but she’s more of a contemporary of Tina’s than a successor. What I’m curious about is whether anyone in the next generation will be able to match their awesomeness. Here’s a few candidates.

Lena Dunham: The star and writer of last year’s buzzy movie “Tiny Furniture” is about to hit TV with a show on HBO. (Currently) titled Girls, it will follow several underemployed strivers in NYC. Dunham will write and star. Dunham’s mentor is Judd Apatow, making her the only woman to make it into Hollywood’s hottest comedy posse who isn’t married to Judd Apatow.

Anna Faris: Faris bears the weirdest mantle ever in the comedy world: she’s The Girl Everyone Wants To Like. Critics have been singing the praises of her comic chops for years, but she’s essentially never made a good movie. A recent New Yorker profile made it depressingly clear just what an uphill battle it is for her to get decent, female-driven comedy movies made. I wish her all the best – seriously, if I see one more movie with exactly one female character, steam is going to come out of my ears – but if, as I suspect, she doesn’t find the success she deserves in film, I think she might have better luck in the TV world. I, for one, would watch The House Bunny: The Series.

Aubrey Plaza: Aubrey’s not a lead yet like these other ladies – she currently plays a wickedly funny supporting role on the aforementioned Parks and Rec, and in films like Scott Pilgrim Vs The World – but she’s hilarious, and she’s got something most actresses in comedies don’t: an actual comedy background. Plaza trained and performed at the Upright Citizens Brigade. Hopefully she’ll get to keep using it, and not get relegated to girlfriend roles.

Me! I would be awesome, I think. TV executives, call me.

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TV's best birther jokes

Posted on April 27th, 2011 by admin

Barack Obama produced his long form birth certificate today, proving once and for all that he was, in fact, born in the United States. This is terrible news for two groups: birthers, who now have no way to claim that Obama was raised in some sort of Kenyan terrorist Presidential infiltration camp; and comedians, who mined a wealth of material from the crazy birthers and their claims. Here’s a look back at the birther-mocking that was.

Jon Stewart posited the theory that Obama’s Hawaii birth announcement was part of a “Nigerian prince” scam.

Stephen Colbert took things one step further, demanding that, in addition to his birth certificate, Obama produce a rap certificate to prove he did not appear in the video for Tag Team’s “Whoomp! There It Is.”

Birther-come-lately Donald Trump claimed to find it odd that no one remembered Barack Obama from childhood. He really shouldn’t have mentioned childhood, as it gave Jimmy Fallon a golden opportunity to craft a 6-year-old Donald Trump impression. “Please enjoy the Trump sandbox, the finest sandbox in the world. This is my girlfriend Natasha. She’s two and a half.”

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Kristin Cavallari to Wed Bears Quarterback Jay Cutler

Posted on April 26th, 2011 by admin

Kristin Cavallari, star of The Hills and Laguna Beach on MTV (Dish Network channel 160), announced her engagement today to a totally non-famous person. Just kidding, it’s Bears quarterback Jay Cutler. Hmm, I smell a reality show in those guys’ future. It will start out as a light-hearted Newlyweds-style romantic comedy, then veer into tragedy territory when California girl Kristin refuses to wear socks through the Chicago winter and loses three toes to frostbite.

Jay Cutler already has a bit of a PR problem: the QB’s fellow NFLers mocked him on twitter when he bowed out of the NFC Championship game due to a knee injury. But surely he’ll soon win back their respect once they find out he’s marrying that girl from the show everyone’s nieces watched.

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I'll Just Carry This Box of Files for 6 Months: How TV deals with pregnant actresses

Posted on April 21st, 2011 by Melinda Taub

It’s spring, which can only mean one thing: A burst of TV stars announcing their pregnancies, which they must have deliberately timed to pack as much of the third trimester and delivery into their hiatuses as possible. 30 Rock star Tina Fey, who famously agonized in her memoir Bossypants over whether to have a second child, has apparently decided in the affirmative; Bones star Emily Deschanel is also up the spout.

But try though they might to be accommodating, the length of a human pregnancy just doesn’t sync up harmoniously with a network TV production cycle, which means that TV shows usually have to do some fancy footwork to explain the sudden new cast member bulging out of the star’s tummy. Here’s a few of the favorite strategies I’ve seen employed.

Disguise it. Amy Poehler has spent most of the run of Parks and Recreation in some stage of pregnancy with her two sons. Luckily, her character is meant to be a bit frumpy, so her enormous blouses don’t look too out of place. And Poehler’s so teeny-tiny that a well-placed silk bow can disguise the bun in her oven.

Hide it. You see this on legal and crime shows a lot, where the producers really don’t want to distract from the semen-covered corpse pieces distributed throughout Manhattan with anything as frivolous as a baby. If an actress suddenly spends every scene behind a desk that comes up to her chin, it’s probably because they don’t want you wondering who managed to crack the no-nonsense DA’s facade enough to inseminate her. Hopefully not the same person.

Write it in. Sometimes those long-drawn-out TV love stories get an abrupt kick-start the way so many real life relationships do: an unplanned pregnancy. I prefer, though, when the show reaches for a more wacko explanation for the distended belly. JAG, the epically terrible, epically awesome NCIS predecessor about a Top Gun pilot/lawyer and his big-breasted, borderline-autistic partner (she was a terrible lawyer but always knew what time it was), dealt with the lead actress’s pregnancy by writing a storyline in which she had to wear a fake pregnant belly for an undercover op. As I recall, she kept knives in it.

Write her out. This presumably violates various laws, but it seems like it happens sometimes anyway. Charisma Carpenter managed to stick around on Angel all through her pregnancy, but the storyline they wrote to explain it was so weird (she gave birth to the Antichrist) that she had to be disposed of shortly thereafter.

My favorite strategy? The third one, of course. The weirder the explanation, the better (Friends’ surrogacy storyline was pretty good). I’m just waiting for Castle or something to explain a swollen tummy with malnutrition, like starving kids in Africa.

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Dancing with the Stars Brings in "The Dancing Doctor" and Brings Back Bad Memories

Posted on April 19th, 2011 by Carissa Bukowski


Last week on ABC’s Dancing with the Stars, Sugar Ray Leonard was voted off. This week the other contestants were back and dancing for “American Week”. First up was Ralph Macchio and Karina dancing the Samba. Their dance wasn’t as good as passed dances which caused judges Len and Bruno to critique Ralph very harshly. He may just have to stick to karate!

Our favorite actress and reality star Kirstie Alley went next with her partner Maks. They danced the fox trot. Kirstie said during rehearsal, “Everyone says there is no front runner. I wanna be the front runner.” Kirstie’s former costar John Travolta made a guest appearance during their rehearsal as “The Dance Doctor.” Kelly Preston was in the audience supporting her friend Kirstie. The fox trot went well according to judge Carrie Ann, who said she thought it was their best dance ever.

Former Playboy model Kendra Wilkinson and her dance partner Louis also danced the fox trot. They had some redeeming to do after last week’s performance, which didn’t run so smoothly. During their Viennese Waltz last week, judge Carrie Ann said to Kendra, “It’s almost like you’re afraid of elegance,” which made Kendra very defensive and upset given her past as a playboy model. She explained that she felt like Carrie Ann was attacking her and judging her by implying that she danced trashy and not elegant. This week they danced to Yankee Doodle and they did much better than the week before. They improved their score by 4 points since last week, bringing their score from an 18 up to a 22.

It was another exciting week of performances this week on Dancing with the Stars. Tune in for tonight’s results episode on your Dish Network Channel 7 at 9/8c. Toby Keith will be performing live! With Kendra and Louis at the bottom of the leader board it will interesting to see what America decides.

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