John Stamos is reportedly looking for a star vehicle. “I’m meeting with a lot of people,” he told Extra. “Luckily, I’ve been around for a long time. I’m able to meet with some really nice people to try and find something good to do. I think it’s time to settle down pretty soon and find a show.”
Say no more, John. We’ve been Stamos fans ever since your TGIF days (which were our footie pajama days), and we’re all for more Uncle Jesse on our TV. We’ve got some pitches for Stamos star vehicles tailored just for you.
Dentist!
John Stamos’s character on Glee obviously won’t be sticking around. His love interest is fated to end up with dopey teacher Will, and since he’s not a teacher or a student, he doesn’t have a long term role. But isn’t TV ready for a singing dentist? It seems to be ready for singing everything else, so.
The Portrait of Dorian Stamos
John Stamos stars in this supernatural thriller about a charming playboy actor whose smile gets whiter and whiter and whose eyes twinkle more and more roguishly as the years go by until the twin girls who were babies on his early-90s sitcom look older than he is. Do his eerie, age-defying looks have something to do with the sinister portrait in his closet of a man who appears to be a contemporary of Bob Saget’s?
Chasing the Beach Boys
A reality show that follows the Beach Boys as they travel throughout the country trying to avoid John Stamos’s inexplicable, decades-long stalking. “We came on Full House twice, John! What else do you want from us? For the love of God, what?!”
The John Stamos Show
Just like a really gritty, gory crime drama starring John Stamos as an alcoholic corrupt detective who drinks because he can’t make one damn bit of difference in this world. It has a laugh track.
