Weirdest IMDb keywords for TV shows

Can you believe how old IMDb is? It is like the oldest useful thing on the internet. And though these days we tend to go straight to Wikipedia, we still have the greatest respect for the Deeb, and we think it’s earned a little eccentricity in its golden years. Which is why we love its keyword function. Each movie or show is tagged with a list of keywords, much like a blog post. Individually they mostly make sense; taken together they form these sort of impressionistic sound poems that could be almost beautiful, if they weren’t about CSI: Miami. We’ve selected some of our favorite keywords attached to popular shows. Come, let’s go on a magical journey of discovery.

The Vampire Diaries

Vampire High School Witch Beautiful Woman Teen Angst Vampire Human Relationship Werewolf Sex Vampirism Teenager Male Female Relationship Vampire Human Love Orphan Teen Romance Based On Book

CSI

Investigation Police Crime Lab City Evidence Crime Scene Las Vegas Nevada Solving Crime Stabbed To Death Long Hair Menace Mass Murderer Stabbing Shooting Police Officer Dead Man Crime Confession Telephone Call Woman Journalist Hat

Friends

Actor Roommate Paleontologist Musician New York City Divorcé Jewish Coffeehouse Monkey

Grey’s Anatomy

Intern Beautiful Woman Plastic Surgeon Emergency Room Relationship Conflict Operating Room Neurosurgeon Chief Of Surgery Alcoholism Interracial Romance Self Narration Sex At Work Love Adultery Loss Punctuation In Title

Two and a Half Men

Jingle Stalker Chiropractor Brother Brother Relationship Immaturity Hedonism Cleaning Woman Sex Child Psychologist Lie Brothers Living Together Actor Shares First Name With Character Number In Title Fat Kid Alcohol